Artful Abortions

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My name's Josh, or Zeus. I'm a 20 year old ghost. I like Alkaline Trio, anything gaming related, Corgi's, and my adorable girlfriend. I go to the University of Michigan, majoring in Computer Science. I love to game and I'm a total nerd.
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This is apparently coming out in 3 days.

In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think

I’ve been beta testing it and I can confirm it’s actually the greatest app ever. Full iOS release date is as specified, Android release this Spring.

It’s so intense, at one point during the first mission when radio contact was lost, I could hear them trying to contact me “Can you hear us?!” and I literally grabbed the mic and shouted, “I CAN HEAR YOU WHAT DO I DO?” even though that’s not how it works.

I’m just glad nobody was near me.

GUESS WHOS GETTING IN SHAPE

This is going to make some fun of out jogging. Can’t wait.

holy shit

This is probably one of the coolest things I’ve ever heard of.

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    Daddy? Why does that girl have a brown spot on her shorts? That reminds me, I need to go jogging, I unlocked the Zombie...
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    android june 14!
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    Holy shit, best!!!
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    This is actually a really good idea! I’d buy it.
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