So,

I called up TurboTax and I’ll like “Bro, I need to start a new return. I fucked up my other one.”

And they’re all like “Dude, you can’t do that. It’s already went through. You gots ta wait son.”

So I’m all like, “Damn, really? That sucks. What do I do?”

SO THEN, they be sayin’ “Lemme break it down. When you get yo refund, KEEP DAT SHIT. Then wait a week. THEN, you gotsta amend da refund. An’ dependin’ on what you is amendin’, you eitha gotsta send the IRS back some bank, or you be gettin’ mo’!”

And I’m over here thinkin “Fuck. That means I gotta let some odd $900 chill in my bank until I can know fa sho how much I’m gettin.”

Then I was all like “So, how long I gotta wait after they give it to me?”

“Just a week” she tells me. 

So I’m pretty high right now. I’m thinkin’, “Fuck yeah. I don’t gotta get audited, AND I don’t have to wait that long to amend.”

But then it hit me. 

“How long do I gotta wait to get my refund back?”

She dropped that bomb, “Shiiiiiit son, you gotta wait 8 TO 12 WEEKS.”

So I’m all like “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK”

But then she said “At least it’s better than havin’ to get audited ‘n shit.”

And I was like “Word.”

My conversation between Helen and I from TurboTax.